Friday 17 July 2009

A Rich Man Can Afford A Real Doll.

(8) He doesn't love me but he keeps me company,
Everything is alright (8)
Ok so i've been in Aines since like Tuesday. We had a free all week but actually ended up doing not that much with it (wise people that we are).
We went into Belfast and stuff and went to like this porn shop mannnn it had such fucked up shit in it! Like it was awkward to be in. It had this 'Real Doll' that was like woman sized with like HAIR and like HOLES! It was like £800... My mate Ronnie said "You have to be one rich fucked up, plastic doll, porn lover" (to buy that) he's a legend. Eugh it was so gross anyway, so we left and went to Ann Summers where you feel safe like...

Ohh Ronnie decided he wants to go to Bristol so we got that booked, fun times? Largest crime rate in England much?


So yeah it was a pretty good week. Got that bus back where you have to stand at the side of the road, on the grassy bit cause there's no footpath. Theres something about being that close to traffic. I always have an insane urge to like jump out in front of a car. Obviously I wouldn't because i'm not suicidal and if I was I wouldn't want other people being hurt in the process (humanitarian award 2009?) But its always there, those speedy little cars.
I don't even want to write a long blog.
Thanks to new people following, it's nice to know that all this shit i'm writing has some kind of meaning.
Peace out lads.

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