Robert Smith Vs. Dracula

my brother wrote that on the blackboard in the kitchen.
i'm really impressed by how legendary he is.


i went to the formal last night, but i don't really wanna write about it yet.
i'll write about it when i find pictures, and piece together the parts of it i've forgotten.
i was watching scrubs the other day, and JD had a list of things he wanted to do before he turned 30.
then i was listening to this song, and i was like... hey i should write a "20 things before 20" list.
yano, give me something to work towards. what else am i doing lately.




so listen to the song and have a read. i have a feeling you will be impressed. and want to write your own list. link me if you are legend enough to do this.

• work somewhere where i actually get a good discount and a christmas bonus. like topshop. or new look. the only thing i've ever got was an impulse set from an employer who would rather pretend to care by wrapping up a 3 pound set than actually give you a bonus. sneaky.
• get with a jehoviahs witness, its seems like a bit of a challenge.
• get busy under water.
• go to an outdoor festival, complete with mud and dope.
• learn to drive, and buy dream car. something that looks like it's out of a bad 80's cop drama, that makes noise when you start the engine, and has an unusual quirk that'll get ya nervous going for M.O.T. add a lil drama. will they notice the back door is aways jammed and i have to crawl through the back seat to leave in my shopping? or pass me on that lil wink i just gave the depressed test guy?
• go on a road trip, overcome fear of not washing for more than a day.
• do a really bad karaoke in a club. preferably a gay one, where transvestites force me into it. i always regret not taking that up.
• properly chat up a girl and buy her a drink.
• do 20 shots in a row, preferably outside Custom house square, on the pavement, with ciara. film this.
• attempt to live with someone outside my family for more than a week.
• get a piercing, and a tattoo
• shave some of my hair. maybe an undercut just, with something like "rabbit" shaved into it. throw everyone off guard when i wear it up. that would rock.
• get a romantic interest to buy me a little cute bracelet, that's like the only present i've ever wanted to recieve from a dude.
• sleep under the stars, or at least try.
• flash someone.
• kiss someone deadly looking in the pouring rain.
• go out to dinner with someone cool and actually eat infront of them. get over this fear of eating, daryl.
• be in a band. even if it's a shit one.
• drink to the point of not remembering anything the next day. like Dude, wheres my car and The hangover.
• come back to this list and tick off everything i've done

that's me done for now.

peace out homies. xx