Worknesss

Yo fred!

Who are you?

My name is Shanaynay and shane dawson sent me here to do him and all his fans a motherfucking favour.

Are you gonna take me home?

Do you live in hell?

No.

Well that's where your chipmunk ass is goin

Uh Oh

*Shoots*

Why did you do thatttt?

MOTHERFUCKER WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

I never die

...........................Oh shit

Went back to my old job today. It's minimum wage *hell yeah* but I dont really care. Am just glad to have some source of income lmao.

Some wee cute emo came in, all confused about dog food. Aww. And this builder.. he was like saying I had a gorgeous smile and he was all 'Stick your number in there love'

So I gave him it hahaha... then he sent me a text going..

I did mean it when I said u have a lovely smile...and uve beautiful teeth to match :)

TEETH

haha ever heard the likes of it in your life? so I didn't text back and and he rang later on and was all 'did you get my text love?'

'yes.'

'why didn't ya text back?'

'top up my phone and I will'

'ah you need a top up.. i'll have a think bout it' *laughs*

haha I don't even need a top up..well not for a couple of days. Whatever.

Then he was like tellin me he was comin up to randalstown on the weekend and I was all 'Cool what are you gettin up too?' and he was like 'I dunno, where ya takin me?'

NERVOUS LAUGHTER

I'm away on, im shattered

:)

xx